hi i’m milo ☆╰(｡♥‿♥｡)╯☆ visitor(s) Tumblr (3.0; @johnwaters)http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/<p><!-- more --></p> <p>submit</p> <p>ur</p> <p>tits</p> <p>i&#8217;m in a mood</p>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51128271485http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51128271485Thu, 23 May 2013 00:40:32 -0400<p><a href="http://everets.tumblr.com/post/51128063883/hey-is-that-a-shark-points-at-a-regular-fish" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">everets</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>hey is that a shark *points at a regular fish*</p> <p>okay then is that one a shark *points at another fish*</p> <p>but that one is definitely a shark *points at a starfish*</p></blockquote>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51128235991http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51128235991Thu, 23 May 2013 00:39:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2418f76600da5e93053fd7e21d2354c8/tumblr_mmrn9lK6uh1qbfe1wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://borlax.tumblr.com/post/50389698164/banana-by-the-each" target="_blank">borlax</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Banana by the each</p> </blockquote>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51119266184http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51119266184Wed, 22 May 2013 22:30:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcehx1CTg21rhccjzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51101587319http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51101587319Wed, 22 May 2013 18:40:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/787f45cca708fa814d3d3feee092b415/tumblr_mn7z7e8JKt1qklzsqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51101176976http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51101176976Wed, 22 May 2013 18:35:09 -0400beavis and butthead<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GTEDgV-Wcc0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>i really really love this kid</p>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51100130689http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51100130689Wed, 22 May 2013 18:21:16 -0400<a href="http://amzn.com/w/128WVE96QM1GP">here is my amazon wishlist</a>: <p>it’s my birthday in exactly 1 week</p> <p>(you can buy stuff straight from the wishlist and my address is automatically included) (cool beans)</p>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51093692558http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51093692558Wed, 22 May 2013 16:57:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1tvnesCL1rzzr5uo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1tvnesCL1rzzr5uo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1tvnesCL1rzzr5uo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1tvnesCL1rzzr5uo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51083490258http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51083490258Wed, 22 May 2013 14:31:22 -0400ONE DIRECTION<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1831f90843afb341462a84d627b78e88/tumblr_mipa2em1YD1r22crfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>a silas botwin capspam,</strong> weeds 6.07 - pinwheels and whirligigs</p> </blockquote>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51083219603http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51083219603Wed, 22 May 2013 14:26:47 -0400NO!!!WEEDSHUNTER PARRISHI AM MAD<p>i realized why i&#8217;ve been sick for a month straight</p> <p>i didn&#8217;t look at the dosage on my magnesium supplements that i bought off amazon in an attempt to be proactive and healthy and apparently i am consuming far too many of the pills per week and yeah</p> <p>magnesium poisoning</p>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51080382287http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51080382287Wed, 22 May 2013 13:37:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d44098ef3c1559dbef070766b901c99/tumblr_mmiuldqB891rj02vco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chadkroeger.tumblr.com/post/51077298260/chadkroeger-my-dad-demanded-i-put-this-picture" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">chadkroeger</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chadkroeger.tumblr.com/post/50000399226/my-dad-demanded-i-put-this-picture-he-took-on-my" target="_blank">chadkroeger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my dad demanded i put this picture he took on my blog because he thinks it could be the start of a new internet meme he calls veggiedonging</p> </blockquote> <p>“this is fantastic, max, look at all those retweets. thank you so much”</p></blockquote>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51079529155http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51079529155Wed, 22 May 2013 13:21:37 -0400“A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that they will help make the other person the best version of themselves.”<br/><br/> - <em>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dylanludwig.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">dylanludwig</a>)</em>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51077181495http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51077181495Wed, 22 May 2013 12:38:46 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://indigostohelit.tumblr.com/post/44660714268/so-today-i-learned-that-in-the-late-1800s-early" target="_blank">indigostohelit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors</p> <p>so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors</p> <p>except then the job of the decoy got popular</p> <p>like, <em>really</em> popular</p> <p>like… worryingly popular?</p> <p>reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”</p> <p>eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.</p> </blockquote>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51077152890http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51077152890Wed, 22 May 2013 12:38:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/666829b4f91d83d8c33df2113840e66d/tumblr_mmg0qeKc0z1rx2kmzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51075512627http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51075512627Wed, 22 May 2013 12:07:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/266fb3d653363be2ddb4c1c6b9f069c1/tumblr_mg6f8jVE7Z1rd8lf6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51075257653http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51075257653Wed, 22 May 2013 12:02:34 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://favoritepanties.tumblr.com/post/51073867098/i-dont-know-how-long-the-nickelodeon-show-sanjay" target="_blank">favoritepanties</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I don’t know how long the nickelodeon show Sanjay and Craig has been a thing but do they really think they can try to compete with regular show using a show that was created to completely mimic regular show? I just saw a commercial that used regular show’s “yaaay-yuh” thing. it makes me sick that there are plenty of entirely original animator trying to break into the industry and nickelodeon just tries to mirror cartoon network’s new aesthetic.</p> </blockquote>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51073915463http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51073915463Wed, 22 May 2013 11:36:30 -0400YEAH I SAW THIS AND I THOUGHT THE SAME THINGI WAS SO MAD<p>why the hell did they take rocko&#8217;s modern life off of netflix</p>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51071923895http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51071923895Wed, 22 May 2013 10:55:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm7q22Uk0a1qb6u4uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51071791572http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51071791572Wed, 22 May 2013 10:53:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a52a82b19843f19c73378777fa921933/tumblr_mn5pm8xIVR1qzcv7no1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhyse.ca/post/50997049021/vine-is-getting-out-of-hand" target="_blank">pizzaforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>vine is getting out of hand</p> </blockquote>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51054130686http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51054130686Wed, 22 May 2013 02:19:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/178e2f71e98b75626bb04b4dc253f89e/tumblr_mn6hb3QGtT1qlx6jbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51053286323http://johnwaters.tumblr.com/post/51053286323Wed, 22 May 2013 01:59:00 -0400